1. blackshikamaru:

    miles: we’re teaching spidernoir how to floss

    peter: oh so he can have good hygiene when he goes home instead of dying of scurvy or whatever they have in the 30s?

    miles gwen and peni: what

    the spiders:

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  2. johnchurch-blease:
“ Day 14: plants
Merle, I know it’s nice to grow a bit of green but isn’t this too much…?
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    johnchurch-blease:

    Day 14: plants

    Merle, I know it’s nice to grow a bit of green but isn’t this too much…?

  3. phoebe-does:

    It’s okay to romanticise the small things about your day-to-day life. It’s okay to romanticise sleeping in, waking up to the sun tickling your skin. It’s okay to romanticise the texture of fingers against a page. Sometimes to save your day you need to romanticise sitting at a desk and working, or romanticise studying hyped up on coffee. It’s okay to picture yourself as if you were the mc in a movie. Watch yourself go through shit and know that it’s just the climax of your own story, and that while you sit in your room sobbing to sad songs, good things are just around the corner.

    Sometimes to be okay or get through the day you need to romanticise the simple things.

  4. There’s something about narumitsu that just makes me feel warm I just…. Love them so much :’)

  5. trufflesmushroom:

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    How?

    (Follow me on Patreon!!)

  6. the-weaver-of-worlds:

    weirdmageddon:

    Holy shit

  7. gobljn:
“dajo42:
“ ORC PRIDE FLAG
GREEN OF ORC
RED OF BLOOD OF ORC
BROWN OF DIRT
pink :)
”
@orcgfs
”

    gobljn:

    dajo42:

    ORC PRIDE FLAG

    GREEN OF ORC

    RED OF BLOOD OF ORC

    BROWN OF DIRT

    pink :)

    @orcgfs

  8. mockiato:

    Scene, tumblr.

    Person says something up really fucking dumb and unintentionally bigoted. This is pointed out to them, and they immediately apologize and delete the post. 30 people with ten hyphens in their URLs argue in ‘defense’ of the OP, who has already gracefully admitted they were wrong and being dumb. Hyphen blog for real social justice calls someone a slur. Geek fandom blogs play devils advocate and say if the oppressed people hadn’t had a spine it wouldn’t have happened. Real organic 100% human horny blog makes it about how it can’t be bigoted because they agree and they like to fuck that particular marginalized group

    The post has ten billion notes and everyone makes their own posts referencing it. You see it a month later. The OP is now a special interest blog focused on German mollusks and get asks about it every day.

  9. pinkgoodra:
“this feels appropriate
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    pinkgoodra:

    this feels appropriate

  10. surfjam-stevens:

    hey everyone, my name is genevieve and i’m a 21 year old trans girl and college student from florida. the thing that probably makes me most dysphoric about myself is the hair that grows on my face each day - even though i shave multiple times a day, i still have constant blue shadow / stubble that never goes away. the solution to this is laser hair removal, for which i just had a consultation. the plan at the place i went to is actually reasonable: $450 dollars for 8 sessions! To think that that money is the only thing (besides time) keeping me from being able to walk out of the house each morning without wearing full coverage foundation - the only thing keeping me from feeling comfortable enough to sleep over at someone’s house without running to the bathroom in the early morning to shave before they see me - is bewildering! But I’m a college student with no job, and so I’m asking for all of y’alls help. Any amount of money you could give to help me with this goal is appreciated. My paypal address is emnapper@gmail.com, and my venmo account is @qenevieve . If you’re unable to donate anything, please reblogging this post or showing it to someone who you think would be able to donate. Thank you so much!

  11. lesbiansavingthrow:

    I think it’s TIME that we gays get a game that forces you to be gay and reminds you in every main and side quest that you’re gay so you can not escape into your straight fantasy world and with the happiest and gayest ending there ever was

  12. bol4s:
“https://www.instagram.com/p/BllFfhchmTc/?
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